More overheard in Austin

At the coffeeshop:

“I was stoned as shit.” (coming from a table of 30 and 40-somethings)

“I only ever passed out at Willie’s Picnic. I think I was allergic to something, and I smoked way too much pot.”

And this conversation is classic:

Slacker1: Like take Moby. His shit isn’t THAT good; it’s just ok.

S2: Yeah, it’s not original or anything.

S1: But’s he’s probably like a nice guy, so people just help him out.