At the coffeeshop:
“I was stoned as shit.” (coming from a table of 30 and 40-somethings)
“I only ever passed out at Willie’s Picnic. I think I was allergic to something, and I smoked way too much pot.”
And this conversation is classic:
Slacker1: Like take Moby. His shit isn’t THAT good; it’s just ok.
S2: Yeah, it’s not original or anything.
S1: But’s he’s probably like a nice guy, so people just help him out.